What I’ve Been Thinking About

What I've Been Thinking About | WrittenByJennifer

Every so often my mind fills with so many inane and ridiculous thoughts that I need to purge them from myself so I can conduct myself like a functioning adult. So without further adieu, here is a list of what I’ve been thinking about.

What I've Been Thinking About | WrittenByJennifer

  • Why are books so expensive?
  • Am I crazy to want to be a silent protester at the Donald Trump rally this week?

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  • Is “Cake By the Ocean” about literal cake or a euphemism for sex? Because neither should happen by the ocean, too much sand.
  • Maybe carbs aren’t as bad as everyone says they are.
  • Does anyone actually keep their house looking like a Crate & Barrel catalog? If so, how?
  • I wonder who was the first person to try a certain food. Like who was brave enough to cook a shrimp over an open flame & eat it? Did they do that after eating it raw?
  • How do I do anything on Snapchat?

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  • I should start a swear jar and have it fund a boob job. It’d be fucking filled in no time.
  • Why is my almost five year old so whiny?
  • Why is my almost three year old so shrill?
  • How much wine/whisky am I going to need to make it through a week with the kids by myself?
  • Why are boxy tops in style?
  • Can I bring kids into a liquor store?
  • Why do I need to go to the dentist twice a year? Who made up that arbitrary schedule?
  • How have they not developed an all-in-one washer/dryer machine? It seems fairly obvious.

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  • Kazoos in the hands of pre-schoolers should be considered a form of torture.
  • Do I want to pick-up this order in store or pay the $10 for shipping? I hate paying for shipping but I hate interacting with the outside world just as much.
  • Is a story with a masked poop joke appropriate for a pre-K class?
  • Peggy Bundy was the pioneer of leggings and not-so-long shirts.

What’s been rumbling around in your brain lately?

6 Comment

  1. Renee says: Reply

    Loved this and can I just say I hate kazoos…I threw my grands kazoo in the trash!

    1. Jennifer says: Reply

      That’s my plan tonight. 🙂

  2. Hahahah this is great. I think the same thing while I am buying gas about interaction… like “wait I have cash, don’t prepay with your card….no never mind, then I have to go inside and talk to people. Card it is. …swipe.” Also I don’t have kids [yet] but think the same thing about how much wine I’ll need to make it through my week every week on the norm and I also am curious now on kids in a liquor store?Hmmmmmm?

    1. Jennifer says: Reply

      You’ll need wine and chocolate to make it through some days. 😉

  3. Ali A says: Reply

    I’m a dork & actually Googled the Cake by the Ocean thing- “Working on the record, these Swedish producers that we were working with, they kept confusing ’sex on the beach’ with ’cake by the ocean,’ so that’s how the song started,” Joe explained. “Then, it became this kind of lyrically wacky song, and it kind of embodies the band

    Haha, Snapchat is VERY confusing at first but you’ll get the hang of it. It can be a lot of fun and I’m known to go a little crazy with the filters (especially Face Swap). (my username: aliarnone15)

    LOL @ the boob job thing….

    1. Jennifer says: Reply

      Haha! I’m glad I’m not the only one who Googles random things.

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